So I heard from someone or for somewhere that birds use cigarette butts to build their nests. This makes me wonder if the nicotine from the butts is leached into the eggs of the chicks and that maybe baby birds are born with a horrible addiction to cigarettes. Then I was thinking of how cool a pigeon would looks smoking a pall mall. And now im thinking about how delicious tachos are, those are tater tot nachos.
Scrupulous, brilliant, and if necessary quite ruthless! this is what i think of when i see an octopus. so silent, so methodical. January 27, 2010
FIRST TITTLE and i misspelled title. but im not going to correct it at all. thats just the way i am, ill let that one slide. its a funny typo anyway. January 18, 2010
this guy has provided so many amazing one liners in my life and I probably should have written them down but I never did. I can almost promise that most of these comic things I do will have his face in it somewhere. I dont want to put his name down because he might pull another knife on me. In his defense it was a rather small knife, and I had just pulled a broom stick on him earlier. We end up fighting and hating each other for months at a time but then we remember how much horrible fun we have together and hug and drink and curse and smoke and commit acts of general asshole-ery. THAT IS A VERB. assholery.
My friend left after a whopping two whole minutes of looking for me. People even told him I was on the roof. PEOPLE KNEW I WAS ON THE ROOF. I broke the rain gutters trying to climb up there. Yes I did climb that roof with 40’s taped to my hands. Yes that was a very very dumb idea. But that isn’t the point is it? The point is that half the party knew that I had climbed onto the roof to play hide n seek and no one came looking for me. NO ONE. my friends are a bunch of asshats.
It was the best nights sleep I ever had.
It was also the most confusing way to wake up ever. Try it sometime.
I remember when life was much simpler. I was 24, I didn’t have a job, I lived in an attic.
I was asking around about what kind of jobs are good for people who are blind. My roommate told me that apparently piano tuner is high on that list of jobs that are well suited to people who can’t see. I was thinking that sunglasses tester would also be high on that list.
I used to draw comics my freshman year of college. I would put them up on my door and sometimes people would leave comments or throw them into the water fountain down the hall. I haven’t really improved artistically at all in 6 years. This is my life.