This American Lie

is this creatively wasting my time?

January 8, 2010

at least i didn't go home with a fat chick. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My friend left after a whopping two whole minutes of looking for me. People even told him I was on the roof. PEOPLE KNEW I WAS ON THE ROOF. I broke the rain gutters trying to climb up there. Yes I did climb that roof with 40’s taped to my hands. Yes that was a very very dumb idea. But that isn’t the point is it? The point is that half the party knew that I had climbed onto the roof to play hide n seek and no one came looking for me. NO ONE. my friends are a bunch of asshats.

It was the best nights sleep I ever had.

It was also the most confusing way to wake up ever. Try it sometime.